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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."
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"Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases."
"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."
"bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong"
"What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a sixpack"
"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"
"What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly."
"""What would you say is your greatest weakness?"" Probably my tendency to stalk and murder people who won't hire me."
"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"
"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"