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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains? A Suicide Squat"

"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""

"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"

"Donald Trump discovers porn I bet Donald Trump was pretty disappointed when he typed ""BBW"" in the Pornhub search bar, and videos of Big Beautiful Walls didn't pop up..."

"Sorry about my two week Twitter hiatus, I was trying to find the end of the plastic wrap."

"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up"

"Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!"

"What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind? let's jack it."

"For most people, when you lose your ""khakis"" you lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."