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Joke of the Day

"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""

"What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A fuel injected pickle."

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."

"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will find this funny"

"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."

"The escalators at the mall suddenly began working super quickly, causing several people to fall over and brutally die. That escalated quickly."

"All I want to know is, what idiot named it a zipper...And not a penis flytrap?"

"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names."