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Joke of the Day
"Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn"
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"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."
"How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."
"Sometimes I take my pet skunk to department stores and let him spray himself all over the perfume girls."
"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."
"Flight attendant:""Would you like the chicken or the pasta?"" Me:""What would you suggest?"" Flight Attendant:""Eat before you get on the plane."""
"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?"