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Joke of the Day
"I'm such a daredevil. I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store."
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"How does a person from New Zealand find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks"
"""Whose funeral was this photo taken at?"" John, serious tone: ""I dunno. Let's see who's missing"" possible funniest thing john has said"
"If she high-five you after sex...marry her on the spot."
"Cilla Black has died... Surprise Surprise."
"Why does nobody like tampons? Because they're all stuck up cunts."
"My best mate is called Tiba. Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards."
"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."
"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."