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Joke of the Day

"Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life."

"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."

"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"

"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."

"Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50 Most of the survivors found were in the closet."

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"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"