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Joke of the Day
"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
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"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"
"Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first."
"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"
"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."
"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""
"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture. -.-"
"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"
"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."