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Joke of the Day
"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"
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"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"
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