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Joke of the Day

"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"

"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his ""paw."""

"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."

"TIFU by being a loner Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!"

"Why Doesn't Santa Have Any Kids? Because he comes down the chimney."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"

"I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"9/11 jokes are hurtful to me. My dad died that day The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia. Sniff."