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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."

"What do Zero and Nil have in common? Absolutely nothing"

"Make fun of my footy pajamas if you must, but all you naked sleepers are gonna be up shit creek if your house catches on fire in the night."

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."

"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"

"A man is applying for the LAPD and the inspector says: ""Got you! You thought this was going to be a repost!"""

"New Adage! Coined a phrase today and wanted to share: ""You either go with the flow, or get flushed down the toilet."" Pretty cunning don't 'cha think?"

"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"

"My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech."