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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitlers favorite letter? Well I can tell you its Not C... and Not Z for sure __________ Just thought of this lol (the not C part) /u/PM_ME_2_SEE_MY_DICK .... thought of not z..."

"My roofing business is having a great promotion right now... If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house."

"A girl has taking home a very handsome guy... ... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - ""Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before"" - ""I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"""

"Ikea Meatballs There certainly a sweDISH"

"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"

"5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud. Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday."

"Why did God allow women to get yeast infections? So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes.."

"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."

"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""

"If Donald Trump becomes president, and Boris Johnson becomes UK's PM... It'll be like toupees in a pod."