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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitlers favorite letter? Well I can tell you its Not C... and Not Z for sure __________ Just thought of this lol (the not C part) /u/PM_ME_2_SEE_MY_DICK .... thought of not z..."

"I told my doctor I was addicted to Twitter He said ""I don't follow you"""

"Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad"

"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"

"Got in trouble with the wife at dinner time last night. Apparently when she asked me to turn on the veg, fingering her disabled sister isn't what she meant."

"There Are 10 Types Of People... Those who understand binary and those that don't. ^^^^^^Shitty ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^Original ^^^^^^Joke"

"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."

"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"

"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."