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Joke of the Day

"You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else."

"In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread."

"If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention."

"Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital."

"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"

"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks."

"Interesting piece of history... In 1872, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first."

"Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey? He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee."

"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"