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Joke of the Day
"What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese."
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"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."
"What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving."
"What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan."
"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month."
"U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners."
"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("