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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawer? A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"What did one guy say to the other? ""You're a pain in the ass"""

"What's the worst part about getting AIDS? Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested."

"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"most offensive jokes I want to hear the most offensive jokes you have ever heard or told. Send that shit in. Because I loves me some offensive jokes."

"You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant."

"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."

"Who died and left the US in charge? Hitler."

"My friend overdosed on chill pills. On the plus side, he was by far the coolest person at the funeral."