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Joke of the Day
"What did one guy say to the other? ""You're a pain in the ass"""
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"What does a gay cow eat? Haaaay!"
"How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day."
"Relationship status: My neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, I was caught."
"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"
"A cop pulls over a redneck The cop asks ""Got any ID?"" The redneck scratches his head, "" 'bout what?"""
"My wife told me to stop singing Oasis And I said *maybe*...."
"*puts little Santa hat on cat* Hahaha Santa claws *puts little Santa hat on dog* Hahaha Santa paws"
"What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw"
"as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it."