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Joke of the Day

"My friend overdosed on chill pills. On the plus side, he was by far the coolest person at the funeral."

"Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner"

"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"

"Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??"

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."

"If opposites attract than why do women with clothes on always run away from me?"

"An Irish father catches his son doing cocaine. ""If I catch ya doin that shite again I'll rub yer fookin nose in it"""

"do you know? Did you know It takes the average American male approximately 4 minutes to have an orgasm. Do you know how long it takes the average woman? Who fucking cares."

"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."

"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."