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Joke of the Day

"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"

"My wife puts her pants on just like everyone else, but when she gets one leg in I push her over while she's off balance."

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"

"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones!"

"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"

"Fannee Doolee loves sleep, but she doesn't love bedtime. Why do you think that is? Because Fannee Doolee has crippling anxiety, and falling asleep reminds her of her inevitable death."

"What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith? There isn't one."

"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"