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Joke of the Day

"Oh I thought you said VANILLA folder. Haha classic mix up. Seriously though take your folder it's melting."

"What streaming site do eldritch horrors use? Cth-Hulu"

"Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them."

"I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."

"Please take a moment to envision the movie ""Drive,"" but with him only using Zipcars."

"Look at all these people writing in Starbucks, just like Hemingway."

"Why did tigger look in the toilet... He was looking for Pooh"

"[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?"

"Joke from my young cousin Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is black."