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Joke of the Day

"DATING TIP: When your crush texts you, win them over by playing hard to get. Throw your phone in a river. Change your name. Move to Belgium."

"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So they can speak more fluently"

"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."

"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"

"You guys wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"

"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."