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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman? An empty playground"
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"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."
"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef"
"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""
"this toddler on the bus said ""the wheels on the bus go round & round"" & this guy yelled back ""no shit Sherlock"" & I can't stop clapping?"
"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"
"Tweeting angrily about issues does nothing. If you really want to make a difference, you have to get out there and sign an online petition."
"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"
"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."