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Joke of the Day

"Comedy is suffering. I just saw on twitter someone posted ""When you've got a migraine so bad you can't see straight :c"" I've never heard of a migraine making heterosexuals invisible before."

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day of your life... Thats why I got a degree in gender studies"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."

"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""

"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."

"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"

"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"

"Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages with all the neighbors that Kevin was home alone? Thanks Obama."

"I was sexually assaulted by tony the tiger today. I'm pushing charges for rrrrrrape."

"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"