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Joke of the Day
"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."
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"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"
"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."
"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."
"Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL"
"My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me."
"Her: You like shopping? Me: Oh god yes! Her: What's your favorite place? Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!"
"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."
"The failure of my business confounds me. It just doesn't make cents."
"did you hear about the miners' new album? i really dig it"