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Joke of the Day

"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."

"I think Trump might be the guy to turn the US around... But I fear his next move will be to bend it over."

"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""

"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."

"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."

"My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano."

"Did you hear the one about Jerry Sandusky molesting kids? If not, it's okay - neither did the Police."

"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

"I hate those unrealistic movies where women are friends."