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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my wine Eight years old and locked up in a cellar"
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"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."
"What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!"
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"
"I bought a metal detector. Beach better have my money."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."
"Don't be offended if I speak to you condescendingly. Be happy that I care enough to be sure your simple mind understands what I'm saying."