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Joke of the Day

"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."

"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."

"Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo"

"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."

"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone."

"Got late on my first day at work, blamed it on Rush Hour. Got late on the 2nd day, Blamed it on Rush Hour 2"

"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."

"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."

"[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named ""Don"" or..."