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Joke of the Day

"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"

"[interrogation] COP: So you play the tuba do ya? ""No, the violin"" COP: Treble maker eh?"

"Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk."

"Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO"

"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"

"What's the other name for Game of Thrones? ( sex ) Dungeons and Dragons"

"Golfer: ""Well I have never played this badly before! Caddy: ""I didn't realize you had played before sir."""

"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."

"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."

"So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated... ...safe to say, she won't be jumping to conclusions anytime soon."