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Joke of the Day
"What's the other name for Game of Thrones? ( sex ) Dungeons and Dragons"
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"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"
"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."
"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""
"[walks into bookstore] Me: do you have any books on turtles? Worker: Hard back? Me: Yeah, with little heads."
"When I first met your mom, I fell in love with her because she had a kind face... The kind of face I want to fuck the shit out of!"
"What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world? You put it back in the crib."
"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."
"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."
"Why did everyone invite mushroom to the party? Because he's a fungi."