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Joke of the Day

"Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk."

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."

"If Facebook changed ""poke"" to ""stab"" I would use it all the time."

"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."

"Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"What's black and white and can't fit through a door? (x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head."

"Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, ""Go home you're drunk!"" Just another time alcohol saved my life."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee, before it was cool."

"Being an adult is basically that feeling when the fireworks are over and it's time to go home, but all the time."

"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"