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Joke of the Day
"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."
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"Straight people... are fucking pussies."
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"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"I'll give you $10 if you divide it by a half and give it back..."
"*Aquarium GUIDE: Octopuses are sensitive to camera flash so please turn off...ma'am don't flash the octopus ME: [pulls shirt back down] ok"
"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"
"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"