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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than 9/11? 311 Credit goes to my friend Max."
Next Joke
"ATTN: I'm looking for a new girlfriend Are you: 1. Between the age of 11-69? 2. Mostly female? 3. Trained to poop outside? DM for details"
"Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!"
"Its a wonder how stadiums get so hot When they're filled with fans!"
"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby? I don't have a Lamborghini"
"What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie? *Who are you wearing?*"
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"
"Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard."