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Joke of the Day
"Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!"
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"You can't bait me. I'm the masturbator."
"My guide on how to fall down a flight of stairs.. .. In just a few simple steps"
"So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball"
"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""
"Yo mama so ugly She got fired from a blowjob"
"Do you know what's the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers... Usually they're already there."
"Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river"