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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"
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"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"
"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""
"Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ? me ?"
"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."
"I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up. ""My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather,"" she said."
"What do you call an epileptic in the garden? Seizure salad"
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."
"I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean."
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"