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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"
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"If you love someone set them on fire. Did I get that right? Oh god what have I done. It's SET THEM FREE isn't it? Sorry burning loved one."
"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once."
"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"
"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"If you were a tree you'd be a bonsai, and if you were mine you'd be dead by now."
"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"
"May you never leave your marriage alive."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."