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Joke of the Day

"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""

"To the guy who turned the entire first floor of his house into a giant ball pit - I will find you, and I will marry you"

"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"

"I'm the designated driver so it's mini bottles in the restroom for me"

"Funny how many articles end in ""continued on page"""

"I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches."

"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"

"What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers? Ahoy M-80"

"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"

"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."