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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a know-it-all Mexican? A Solution Manuel"
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"Never trust a ""Bernie"" to manage your finances... The last one I knew Madoff with all my money."
"I tried to smuggle LSD across the border using my ass The bag broke, then I had the shittiest trip"
"What's the best way to get to the mental hospital? Take the psychopath!!"