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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get to the mental hospital? Take the psychopath!!"
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"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."
"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"
"I hope one day to be dating a moderator from /r/jokes... Everything is long from their point of view!!"
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends."
"Q: How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution? A: They heard them in the town square saying, ""Coup, coup!"""
"The man who invented the ""VELCRO"" died today.... ...RIP."
"What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day? A last name."
"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."
"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"