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Joke of the Day
"Who decided to call them ""children"", and not 'snot machines'."
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"My father always said to me, if you build it, they will come'. That's why I now own my own strip club."
"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"If you want to have sex with a frog, use a condom If you want to enjoy it, rib it"
"My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"
"If I had a dollar for every time I had sex I'd be a cheap prostitute"
"The loudest noise a child can make from another room is silence"
"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."