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Joke of the Day

"Ambien is not the answer, unless your neighbor questions why you were sleeping on their couch and where did their cheesecake go."

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"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""
"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."
"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"