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Joke of the Day
"No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps."
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"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."
"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? A: Society."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex can make your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer"""
"""Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"" ""you mean cheese?"" [waiter struggling to keep bowl covered] ""that does make more sense actually"""
"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"
"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"
"I heard you put your dick in peanut butter jar... That's fucking nuts"