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Joke of the Day
"I heard you put your dick in peanut butter jar... That's fucking nuts"
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"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."
"It was my birthday last week, I got a dehumidifier and a humidifier.... Put them in the same room, let em fight it out. -Steven Wright"
"I feel like the set of Breaking Bad would be the best place to cook meth without anyone suspecting it."
"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."
"I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian."
"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."
"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."
"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."
"Is bankruptcy spelled with one ""oh shit"" or two?"