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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex can make your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars."

"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."

"Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start."

"Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!"

"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."

"What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common? I cry whenever I see them."

"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops"

"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"