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Joke of the Day
"Why did GG Allin leave his own concert? Shit hit the fan"
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"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"
"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""
"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."
"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."
"What did Indian Ocean said to Atlantic Ocean? Nothing.. They just waved."
"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."
"Anybody wanna play Pearl Harbour? I lay down and you blow me to heavens!"
"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."
"Two baby seals walk into a club"