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Joke of the Day
"Two baby seals walk into a club"
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"It's been said that bird droppings on the shoulder is good luck... That's crap."
"I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger"
"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."
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"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
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"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."