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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear."
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"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."
"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."
"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"
"What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar? Cis-Alpine Gaul."
"I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy"
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"How long do you have to wait between naps?"
"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."
"Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite."