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Joke of the Day
"Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius Caesar with P.E: I came."
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"I hope it's true that girls eventually turn into their mothers, because this girl I just ran over has a mother who's alive."
"I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva."
"Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises? It drives me nuts."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind It's to cheesy."
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark"