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"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"
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"Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives"
"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."
"Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop? She was trying to find the lowest prices"
"Someone asked me, ""What's the difference the testes and the penis?"" I said, ""Well, there's a vas deferens between them."""
"What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet..."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash credits to /u/nothingbutcold"
"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."
"You can put the word ""blood"" in front of ""oranges"" and people will still eat them. Don't even try it, bananas."
"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say, ""I would do anything for love."" On the back, ""But I won't do that."""