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Joke of the Day

"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say, ""I would do anything for love."" On the back, ""But I won't do that."""

"One-legged Fox How do you kill a Fox with 1 leg? Make him run across Canada."

"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"Just tried to switch to Bing. Google was like, ""You can, but it'd be a real shame if some of your old searches got out."""

"Why was the comedian so depressed? He felt like everyone was just laughing at him."

"Why do birds live in nests? Because they can't afford houses in this economy."

"How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday? By laying flowers on their grave."

"Before i was born, i was given two choices 1. Have a large penis but suffer from memory loss. 2. Have a tiny penis but be very smart and remember everything. I do not remember which option i took."

"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"