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Joke of the Day
"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."
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"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."
"When life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic."
"Once a month, women go completely crazy ...for about 30 days."
"When I was a child, I loved astronomy and I actually saw Orion's belt many times. My Dad's nickname was Orion and he used to beat the shit out of me because I didn't like sports."
"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."
"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"
"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""