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Joke of the Day
"Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?"
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"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"A friend asked me if I'd rather marry a mediocre woman, or my dream girl-- plus a dick. ""That's easy,"" I said. ""I don't want to settle for average. I'll take the girl with two dicks."""
"What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? The dick"
"Where do burgers like to dance? At a meatball!"
"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."
"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"
"I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead."
"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."