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Joke of the Day

"I went into a store with my kid and came out with a different one by accident. This one is a keeper. He says he does brake work. Well see."

"Two jews walk into a bar Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi"

"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear."

"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."

"With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw"

"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"

"What ya call a lesbian with large fingers? Well hung!"

"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"

"My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipes from tumblr."