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Joke of the Day

"Me: I had to take your hamster back to the shop Son: Why [nervous because I accidentally ran him over with a lawnmower] Me: He's a racist"

"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow Whites cherry."

"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."

"Plumber ditches wife Plumber Ditches his wife. ""Its Over-Flo"""

"Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !"

"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building? Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike"

"Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed."