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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between you and me? You came OUT of your mom's vagina."
Next Joke
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"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"
"People say I'm a mean person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a sweet girl In a jar on my desk."
"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"
"Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?"
"I went to see my drug dealer last week, he had some cheap trainers for sale. They were nice so I thought I'd get myself a pair. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping for days!!"
"Maybe Michael J. Fox could get a new show where his character doesn't have Parkinson's but he's a conductor aboard a moving train."
"It's too tight Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!"
"Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving."